How to Shoot Your Boss or Your Ex (Legally)

So recently we talked about how to maintain a relationship where one person was a shooter, and the other notsomuch.  Well, we all know that in some cases, that’s just a deal-breaker.  A bomb with its fuse lit, it’s just a matter of time.  There are lots of other reasons people break up, too.  All of them affect us, and sometimes very strongly.  And since you’re not crazy, well, we hope you’re not crazy, you’re not going to literally shoot your ex-significant other.  No matter how much you want to…

Until now.

From Revenge Products come many ways to deal with romance-induced rage, including a variety of to-order voodoo dolls, urinal cakes, and outerwear, all customized with the face of your once loved one.

They also make custom targets.  For shootin’.  Now you can finally spend some quality time at the range with your ex without angst, resentment, or arguments bracketing what is normally a fun experience.

The targets measure 13×19 and cost $13 for a ten-pack, which is actually competitive for fancy targets, not even considering that this one sports a face you really want to blow holes through.  Which, when you think about it, you don’t have to have loved the person to get your money’s worth.  You can put anyone’s face on there.  Need to deal with some coworker-induced frustrations?

If you’re looking for a more permanent fixture you can harm on a more regular basis, they also make dartboard covers (and sell dartboards to go with them if you need one).

See ’em all over at Revenge Products Incorporated.