Pippa Middleton Considers Move to NY to Escape Gun Scandal

Pippa Middleton is considering a move to New York City to escape the Parisian gun scandal.

If the first word that came to mind was, “Who?” then you’re not alone. 

For those of you who don’t follow gossip news about Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Pippa Middleton (we admit: we had to look her up), Middleton is the younger sister of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge — you know, that gal who married British royalty a while back. She got stuck in a messy situation when one of her entourage pointed a gun at a paparazzi while in Paris. The gun turned out to be a fake, but Middleton’s devil-may-care laugh certainly didn’t make the British Royal Family look good.

It looks like Middleton is ready to leave behind Paris (of the European variety) to possibly meet up with Paris (of the Hilton variety) and other American socialites here in the US of A. This move to New York City would theoretically let her restart with a clean slate, and it will also give American paparazzi a new face to chase around.

That’s good news for all of you hunky New York bachelors out there. Maybe one of you could follow in Pippa’s footsteps and use a marriage proposal to launch yourself into instant, undeserved celebrity.

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