January 27, 2013 at 2:00 am
Dial 911...but only after dialing 1911.
January 27, 2013 at 2:37 pm
I'll dial 911, right AFTER the smoke clears!
January 27, 2013 at 2:52 pm
I Dial AR-15 up to 30 times. or until there is no answer.
January 27, 2013 at 2:54 pm
Hello, 911, I'd like to swear out a complaint against the home invader lying on my kitchen floor...no, ma'am, I guess it's not an emergency at this point. Take your time....
January 27, 2013 at 3:23 pm
I've never had a 45 cal come back and tell me it didn't like going off!
January 27, 2013 at 3:50 pm
911 IS FOR FIRE AND MEDICAL EMERGENCIES ONLY! I DOn't HAVE A FIRE TRUCK, I CANT PUT OUT FIRES. I DOn't HAVE MEDICAL TRAINING IM NOT A DOCTOR OR NURSE. BUT I DO HAVE THE GUTS AND GUMPTION TO STAND MY GROUND AND PROTECT MY FAMILY, HOME AND LIFE WHILE EXERCISING MY SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS.
AND I WILL AND HAVE PROTECTED MY HOME WITH RIGHTOUS FIRE. ABSOLUTELY NO REGRETS!
ILL NEVER APPOLOGIZE FOR BEING FREE!
January 27, 2013 at 4:05 pm
I dial 911... but there is another 1 before the 9. You should hear the dial tone I get... :)
January 27, 2013 at 4:57 pm
I don't have fancy semi-autos, I dial Ruger and S&w, I dial 357-2929.
January 27, 2013 at 8:56 pm
I don't dial 911, My 1911 is on speed dial.
January 27, 2013 at 10:28 pm
I call 911 ----- to pick up the extra bodies!
Jim N Morris:
January 28, 2013 at 2:06 am
yes , you don't need a phone for point & squeeze-play , best home security available, about.37 cents a call.
February 14, 2013 at 6:04 pm
"911, what is your emergency? " " Mmmm, none now. Just waiting for the smoke to clear. "