If fugitive ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner keeps getting called a “Triple Threat” — Chiappa’s going to have to re-brand their new three-barrel shotgun.
What are you supposed to call a three-barrel shotgun, anyway? An over-under-side-by-side? An equilateral shotgun?
In other Dorner-related news, the Riverside DA’s office has officially charged the killer with murder.
Just the same, law enforcement officers are calling for help from the public to catch the military- and police-trained serial killer. “We need all of the public’s eyes and ears in assisting law enforcement in apprehending this very dangerous individual,” said Riverside County District Attorney Paul Zellerbach.
That… that seems a bit… I mean, California has a magazine capacity limit and is notorious for making it hard for people to carry concealed, let alone out in the open. So help the police, but keep your distance and all.