“You ain’t never seen a classic pimp-walk before!?”
“‘Course — swag, swag — I’m really sorry.”
They are right, though. Just starting a sentence with “Not to sound racist, but …” means you’re gonna say something super-racist. If that pops into your mind, just, you know, just shut up. And “I hate to say this, but …” you don’t really hate saying whatever it is you’re gonna say. Lies!
Still, hard for them to top “Djesus Uncrossed.”
Most. Blasphemous. Skit. Evar.