I think mattv2099 missed an opportunity when simply using Hershey’s syrup. That’s basically just shitty lube right there. But a blend of Hershey’s syrup and chocolate milk powder is essentially a form of expensive, organic cement and grounds that this torture test was inadequate and requires re-visiting.
Maybe a little powdered sugar and cinnamon to really drive the point home.
You do not. Fuck. With Big Chocolate.