White House Officially Responds to Claim of Shape-Shifting Secret Service Agent (VIDEO)

In a video that hit the Interwebs last week, a claim was made that President Obama is currently employing shape-shifting  reptilian humanoid secret service agents.  The White House has officially responded to the allegations:

The White House dismissed the alien bodyguards as too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. “I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, e-mails Danger Room. “I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.”

Even with this statement from the White House, Wired Magazine who published the quote stated they are “journalistically obligated to observe that this isn’t a flat denial.”

[The Blaze | Wired]

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