“For my ally is the Glock — and a powerful ally it is. Gaston creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Glock around you: here. Between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes.”
This is the second best argument I’ve ever seen for open-carry. The first, naturally, being Fette’s ‘Dex.