The Updated Glock Lubrication Guide

Glock lubrication guide

What, you mean you’re supposed to use gun oil not red Jell-o? That doesn’t make any sense. If you’re not going to use Jell-o at least use chocolate syrup.

This guide may be adequate, but it leaves the palate wanting. All Glocks should smell like rum cake and cordite. Or at least just rum and cordite. Piña colada is unacceptable under all circumstances.

Glock posted the new guide on their company Facebook page.