When I was in high school I thought it would be sooo coool to mount a BB gun or a paintball gun under the hood of my S.S. Fifth Avenue* and this guy actually did it!
My high school self was a God damn idiot, though. This guy is looking to get a new set of teeth after someone pushes his face through his steering wheel. He also rigged his car with a squirt gun.
Besides, if you’re going to weaponize your vehicle, have the common sense of a real anarchist and don’t physically attach the evidence to your property. Just get a car with a sunroof and some nickels, yeesh.
*Don’t be a hater. That baby had a pimp red crushed velvet interior and a three-hooker** trunk.
**Four metric hookers.