Neato USB-Powered Mini Sniper Sentry (VIDEO)

This is hands-down the greatest webcam ever made.

Of course, if you use it like a webcam, you could shoot yourself in the face.

Nope, still the best webcam. Just check out the product page:

Web camera with USB sight sniper (2)

Web camera with USB sight sniper (3)

◆ ◆ ◆ ◆ Notes ◆ ◆ ◆ ◆

※ Please do not fire in fragile and human and animal.

※ Please do not look into the muzzle.

※ Please use it to protect the eye, such as goggles.

※ The injury or damage by fire of BB shot, and, loss, etc. of BB bullet that was fired is not covered by warranty.

※ This electric gun is 18 years of age or older age.

Yeah, just looking at all that makes me want to eat some candy that tastes like squid and drink a smoothie full of beans that feel like eyeballs when they go down.

Afterwards, do you want to go with me to buy cool Americana-themed tee-shirts that say things like “Hot Mom” and “Warning: Crotch Enthusiast” and wear them around just because they’re in English?

It could be worse. It’s not like we don’t have a history of tattooing hanzi and kanji without knowing what the symbols mean, first.

Anyway, if you want one, they’re about $100, but I’m sure the shipping will be a bit extra.

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