Dugan Ashley demonstrates several of his best-disguised weapons available from the CarniK Con pro shop.
I take my personal safety very importantly. That’s why I always keep a partially-opened can of Spam in my pocket. Nobody can take it from you no matter where you go, and you can whip that lid off in a snap and you know that tin is sharp as hell. Plus, by cracking it open two or three weeks in advanc, you culture the edge with heart-paralyzing botulinum toxin.
You can do this with a small jar of pickles, or if you’re in Great Britain maybe some kippered fish. It’s pretty universal.
I expect this to be added to the CarniK Con arsenal ASAP.