**NSFW** Machinima: Obama plays GTA 5 (VIDEO)

President Obama is super stoked to finally get some game time with GTA 5.

Obama recently addressed the nation regarding the government shutdown and the negative effect it has on the American people. But one great and unintentional side effect, according to Machinima, is that Obama can “finally get to play Grand Theft Auto 5.”

In this presidential GTA V mash-up spoof, an Obama voiceover declares that amidst the shutdown, law enforcement “continues to serve with skill, honor and integrity.” Normally, that would be all good and well, but here, “it makes it extremely difficult to punch a hooker and get away with it.”

This 3-minute clip is littered with great pseudo sayings, like, “America will not stand for ugly strippers,” and “Where’s the drone strike button.”

“Hell yeah.”

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