A solution to all carp’s problems (VIDEO)

Dugan Ashley of CarniK Con Defense’s solutions all have a brutal simplicity and wonderful elegance to them that just can’t be replicated by most people. He’s too awesome to emulate.

It is sad for all America that there’s just one Ashley, but we can take refuge in knowing that the Ashley we have is all-American.

There is a good deal more Ashley on the CarniK Con YouTube channel.