Need a jump-start? Don’t have cables? AKs to the rescue! (VIDEO)

Alternate usage of AK-47 no. 177: substitute jumper cables. Right between no. 178, using the front sight as a bottle opener and yesterday’s no. 176, chopping lettuce in a hurry.

Anyone who says the only place for these is on the battlefield can suck it. Every car or truck clearly needs to come with at least one AK so that if you need a jump, you and the other AK-supplied car can make it happen.

AK-pattern rifles, the solution to all life’s problems, large and small.