Tactical 777 saltine challenge! (VIDEO)

You gotta train like you fight, and fight like you live, and if that isn’t with a mouthful of saltine crackers then you’re missing out. Operators know that the key to winning a firefight is just, like crazy-built salivary glands.

Real pros have been operating with a mouthful of saltine crackers since the depression. Keeps your blood sugar and electrolytes up while ensuring that your jawline stays tactically glued shut.

Props to mattv2099 for taking me up on this challenge. Of course, now I’m probably going to have to try this now. Three minutes, 22 seconds is a hard number to beat. Dude chews like a freight train.