Chuck Norris performs epic Christmas split on C-5 Galaxies (VIDEO)

Ok, so it’s not really Chuck Norris.

Even though this is computer generated, the famed master (of everything) could have easily done the splits on a pair of C-5 Galaxies midflight while balancing nearly a dozen special operators. He was probably just busy roundhouse kicking his way to the top of Mount Everest without oxygen and couldn’t make it into the studio.

The video posted to YouTube is a parody of the Jean-Claude Van Damme Volvo split commercial that went viral recently. Admittedly, it was an impressive stunt.

But nobody is surrounded by more secrecy and myths than the legendary Chuck Norris, and that’s what makes him so awesome.

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