You have to train like you fight, fight in your sleep, and eat while you’re sleep-fighting. Whether you’re in the field or blasting a dookie or both at the same time, remember one thing: always be chewing something. It’s like weightlifting but for your beard.
Something tells me these guys are particularly proud of one branch of the military. They clearly have opinions about various branches of our armed forces and they seem predisposed to one in particular. And maybe they have a little bias going on.
And I’m sure they have the utmost respect, even reverence, for the M.P.s.