IWI Tavor v. scented candles (VIDEO)

I’m not a betting man, and assumptions are the mother of all screw-ups, but in this case I’m going to have to back the Tavor in a head-to-head against these duplicitous air fresheners.

The worst offender of them all is without a doubt bacon-scented candles. Why would anyone do this? Who wants bacon smell and no bacon for eating? That’s just inciting violence.

Now if Hoppe’s made a scented candle, we’ll talk shop. They make car fresheners, which is already a good start. But a Hoppe’s Number 9 candle? That’ll definitely set the mood.

[Lucky Gunner]