How many times would the Die Hard series have killed John McClane?

That’s a lot of John McClanes.

You can thank Screen Junkies for wasting a medical professional’s time to deconstruct the Die Hard action movies just to figure out how many Jahn McClanes it takes to do all five.

Even “Live Free or Die Hard,” which, c’mon, PG-13? Seriously, it’s got “die” right in the title, how are you going to make it a kids’ movie?