The Laser-Guided Tactical Necktie has arrived (4 PHOTOS)

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If you’ve ever felt under-equipped in office attire, or just feel out of place without a little MOLLE webbing nearby then there’s no way you can pass up the Laser-Guided Tactical Necktie.

Once just an April Fool’s joke, the Laser-Guided Tactical Necktie is now a reality.

Fully-equipped it comes packed with the following features:

  • Tactical, laser-equipped necktie, perfect for meetings (or formal cats)
  • Comes with a red, Class II Laser Pointer (do not stare at laser)
  • MOLLE system with integrated plastic D-loop
  • Removable pouch with flap with quick-release buckle (two inches by 3.5 inches by one inch)
  • Second removable pouch contains laser pointer
  • Materials: Durable, black nylon
  • Batteries: 3 1.5V LR44 button cells (included)
  • Dimensions: 3 1/2-inches wide at its widest, 57 inches long

The D-loop can be used as a fast attach point for small tools or a tangle of backup paracord and the pouch can hold whatever you need, Chapstick, a small knife, extra batteries, who know, lube (gun, or, I guess office lube) or it can be removed entirely and used with MOLLE-compatible accessories.

For less than thirty bucks you cant beat it. Hey, isn’t Father’s day coming up?

[Think Geek]