“A rabbit manured-powered flamethrower to protect him, and his wife.”
His wife? This guy has a wife?
He’s built a shitcannon! His yard is a shit processing facility!
I mean, I’m not gonna lie, all homemade flamethrowers are freaking cool, even this one, which is 100 percent rabbit shit-powered, but this guy’s stilling his own methane in drums out back and he’s freaking married?
Well, probably not for much longer if she ever catches him making flamethrower “fuel” in the kitchen using her blender. Zombie apocalypse or no, that’s a deal-breaker.