This is really happening, just in time for Halloween and the fifth season of “the Walking Dead.” You can now have your own pet zombie Chia planter. “Add water. Watch them grow … then shrivel and die.”
On the one hand, this probably means the zombie apocalypse wave has yet to crest, or just did, or is about to. This may be a good or bad thing depending on your personal outlook.
On the other hand, this also raises the question, “How much Tannerite can you fit inside a Chia Zombie?”