A 52-year-old woman now has a bribery charge added to her record after an attempt to get out of an arrest for domestic battery failed miserably.
Diane Thomas’ boyfriend apparently “got in her face, so she beat his ass,” meaning she punched him in the face repeatedly and scratched him with her nails.
The responding officer promptly arrested Thomas, but as she was being handcuffed, she told the officer that because she “has a good job” she cannot go to jail.
Thomas then took it one step further.
“If you won’t take me to jail I will get on my knees right now,” she allegedly proposed to the officer, adding, “Officer, I will even lick your butt hole.”
The officer declined her offer.