The Russian army, going back to the days of the Tsar, has always had an eye peeled for goofball Ivans who need a little creative discipline in the ranks.
One of the first million-man armies in modern history, the Russians have always had to stretch a ruble when it comes to training. But on the bright side, they seem to have a lot of trees around their army depots, which tends to provide a wealth of corrected training implements.
Found with a cellphone so made to carry an Army-issued one.
Caught without bayonet so given a loggish sword that looks like it belongs in a Link game
Don’t complain about having to hump an RPG
Meet Dimitri, he likes to smoke
Russian soldiers apparently really like Kent brand ciggys
Showed up for formation without his AK
Not to be outdone in the corrective guidance department, the U.S. military has been known to dish out a little when needed.
Don’t lose your CAC card
Moppin the rain
Sometimes, its an art form
Don’t fall asleep and leave your vehicle unsecured
Yup, mowing the parking lot. Got the Safety Belt tho
Saying no to the CSM
The infamous “Mail Buoy Watch” in the Navy
Which apparently has been around for quite some time.
Hat tip Weird Russia, U.S. Army WTF Moments!, Reddit and the U.S. Navy Historical Command.