Joerg Sprave coughs up the axe catapult (VIDEO)

Because tomahawks and slingshots weren’t cool enough by themselves, Joerg Sprave upped his improvised weapon game to beast mode and makes an axe catapult.

Sure, he wears Birkenstocks with all the Euros he saves on hair care products, but Herr Sprave knows his way around a slingshot. So why not take that knowledge of primitive weapons and come up with something that can catapult random tomahawk-ish bits of sharpened steel over long distances. Because you never know when that can come in handy in defending your castle walls.

Bonus for the zombie shirt, by the way.

And as usual, don’t try this at home, kids.