Bavarian Battle Scissors by the crazy slingshot guy (VIDEO)

Inspired by a pair of household sheers that were just too small to decapitate random zombies in one snip, Joerg Sprave crafted a pair of four foot long Battle Scissors.

Clad in his best “pray for peace/prepare for war” graphic T complete with a hard-as-nails looking Messiah and AK47s, our favorite nutty Bavarian up-sized the scissor concept complete with hooked blades made from 6mm sharpened sheet steel.

Then he proceeds to attack Ivan the Zombie Head, a stray whole chicken (relax, it was already dead) and other assorted items.

Oh, Joerg.