5 Frozen turkeys face up to a Smith and Wesson 500 (VIDEO)

The best way to avoid tryptophan overdose this week is just to not eat any turkey and in the 22Plinkster household it looks like they are going without this holiday.

So in the end, how many frozen gobblers do you think the .500 will go through? We think its an unscientific test as the giblets and mass of each thunder chicken can vary significantly.

And just think of the horror of all those turkey sammiches going to waste. Downright un-American but still entertaining and educational if you are ever attacked by turkey zombies at the South Pole.

P.S. Those turkeys left intact were donated to needy families. Watch the video to find out just how many made it.