Man flashes gun after clerk refuses to accept penis pump return

A Minnesota adult video store called in authorities after a clerk got in a dispute with an armed man attempting to return a slightly used pneumatic device.

The incident, reported with the epic tag of “Pistol Pulled During Penis Pump Beef” by the police blotter The Smoking Gun, went down in Saint Paul the day before Christmas Eve showing that the holidays are sometimes the most lonely.

At about 8:42 p.m. police were dispatched to Viva Video on University Ave on a weapons complaint.

Once there, they took a report from the store clerk that a male attempted to bring back a device termed a penis pump by police. When the clerk refused because the merch had been used, the man pulled out a black handgun, threatened the clerk, then left without further dust up.

No arrests have been made at this time in what is being classified as an aggravated assault.

Insert the “honestly, it’s not mine” jokes here.

[ TSG ]