The country’s favorite raptor tamer is making a vow to only dine on wild game meat he or his friends harvest for all of 2016. Kinda.
“Here I am vacuum packing some deer meat in the kitchen. I grew up in the woods. Not literally. I mean, we had a house. I wasn’t raised by coyotes,” Pratt begins a lengthy Instagram post showing him confidently working venison in his kitch while sporting a comfortable looking tee with a tribute to Medal of Honor recipient Lt. Michael Patrick “Murph” Murphy on the front.
“I’m going to start a diet I called ‘The Game Plan’ where basically I only eat wild game for a year. ‘The Game Plan,’ get it? Cause GAME?” continues Pratt.
Of course there will be allowances as outlined by the Guardians of the Galaxy, Zero Dark Thirty and Jurassic Park star, such as for eggs, chicken, “and probably steak I mean I gotta have steak and oysters and definitely bacon,” as well as a lamb for Easter, ham for Christmas (no ambiguous “Happy Holidays” at the Pratt ponderosa) and a turkey for Thanksgiving. Plus sushi and pepperoni, “But that’s not a meat technically, right?”
Other than that, its nothing but wild game. And fruits and veggies and stuff. Maybe a burger…
Here I am vacuum packing some deer meat in the kitchen. I grew up in the woods. Not literally. I mean, we had a house. I wasn't raised by coyotes. But I spent a lot of time in the woods. Hunting, fishing and being outdoors with my friends and family is how I spent my free time as a young'n. That part of me will never change. I mean. I'm assuming. I don't know. Maybe it will. It hasn't yet. Maybe one day I'll wake up and be like, "I'm only gonna eat veggies for the rest of my life." If I do that's cool. It's a free country. Anyways. I just filled the freezer with a bunch of tasty meat from an awesome deer hunt in the great state of Texas. Oh! I should tell you: I'm going to start a diet I called "The Game Plan" where basically I only eat wild game for a year. "The Game Plan," get it? Cause GAME? I mean I'll also eat veggies and fruit and other stuff too. But for one year I want to eat only the meats that were caught or killed by me or my friends. Total free range organic wild game! The game plan. Join me. I mean I'm gonna still eat eggs and probably chicken and probably steak I mean I gotta have steak and oysters and definitely bacon. But other than that. And the occasional burger for a cheat meal. But other than that only wild game. The game plan. I should mention I will also have sushi because I have to have sushi because it's so good. And pepperoni. But that's not a meat technically, right? But other than that all wild game. And pepperchinis! (That's not how you spell that) Exclusively wild game. It will be tough. But it's worth the sacrifice. I will be eating turkey for thanksgiving. Probably fried. That's the best. And also ham. For Easter we make lamb. That's great. Ill have to have lamb that day. So… "The Game Plan" Who's with me!?