Drunk monkey armed with kitchen knife chases bar patrons (VIDEO)

All of his friends and family say he’s nice and a good guy, but he totally changes when he gets a little bit of that juice in him.

Firefighters were called to a bar in Brazil to remove a drunk and belligerent monkey that downed a glass of rum and armed itself with a kitchen knife.

The Patos Fire Department in Paraiba were called to a bar Feb. 5 on a report of an “aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife” chasing men — but leaving the ladies alone.

Locals captured video of the monkey using the kitchen knife to scratch at the bar’s roof.

Firefighters captured the monkey and released it back to the wild. However, this was the second time he had been captured for acting aggressively toward people in the area.

And just for fun, let’s recall the time a soldier gave a chimp a machine gun:

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