Crowd funding launched to send the Fast & Furious gang back to take in Hitler

Crowd funding launched to send the Fast & Furious gang back to take in Hitler
Called Fast Nein: The Fast and the Fuhrer, the latest installment in the franchise is not associated with Universal Pictures…yet.

An Indiegogo launch earlier this week wants to raise $100 million (that’s $100,000,000, or about $0.30 from every man, woman and child in the country) to produce the energy-drink fueled fan fiction project.

What do you get for all that scratch?

“We will get cameos from The Expendables, Donald Trump, The Terminator, Doc Brown and Hitler’s micro-penis. Oh and Vin Diesel stops 9/11!” bills Jordan VanDina on the crowd-funding site.

But wait, they already have a 71-page script!

Here is a gem:

script

With material like that, this is sure to be the next big summer movie.

So far VanDina has $513 pledged.