According to a skit performed by the Saturday Night Live crew, Trump recently selected Breaking Bad’s Walter White as head of the Drug Enforcement Administration.
While White, a.k.a Bryan Cranston, admitted that he was a bit surprised Stephen Bannon was able to track him down because he’s “been off the grid for a while,” he wasn’t surprised Trump chose him for the position. After all, White pointed out, “I know the DEA better than anyone – inside and out.”
White, who is a “high school science teacher,” added that he liked the idea of building a wall across the US–Mexico border.
“Nothing comes in from Mexico,” he said, “meaning a lot less competition for the rest of us.”
Finally, White commended Trump’s ideas about small business.
“Donald Trump and I agree. It’s time to make America cook again,” White said. “We want to fill this nation with red, white and a whole lot of blue.”
Disclaimer: Saturday Night Live reports fake news for entertainment and Walter White is a fictional character from the series “Breaking Bad.”