This time of year, Pickelhaube-clad pumpkins assemble before an M1 Garand and talk smack. Then there are pumpkins that believe they can fly. These are their stories.
In our continuing coverage of October squash smashing, Kirsten Joy Weiss brings out the classic M1 and takes a hit at a trio Pickelhelmed pumpkins above with some good ol’ 30.06, bringing the ping a few times so to speak.
In the below, Rock Island Auction Company and Forgotten Weapons team up to launch some pumpkins into low earth orbit via a 4-bore.