Starting with a Glock 17 pumping out 115-grain ball and working his way up the pew chain, Edwin Sarkissian moves loudly into woodworking.
The hefty chunk of pine shrugs off the 9mm as well as a .44 Magnum, which prompts Sarkissian to whistle up a .500 S&W that zips right on through.
Still, no firewood.
That’s where the .50 cal BMG and smaller chucks of almond tree come in to the picture. In the end, the key (barring Tannerite) is apparently to use a big enough round and a small enough log.