'Cold Dead Hand' - Jim Carrey's song for the ‘heartless motherf*#$ers unwilling to bend for the safety of our kids’ (NSFW VIDEO)

Released this morning, Jim Carrey’s new Funny or Die video ‘Cold Dead Hand’ goes after gun owners everywhere who he calls ‘sick vultures and coyotes.’  Carrey teased the video this weekend by Tweeting out:

In the video Carrey plays a multitude of characters on what is the set of ‘Hee Haw.’  As the lead singer in ‘Lonesome Earl And The Clutterbusters’ Carrey mocks ex National Rifle Association President Charlton Heston and gun owners everywhere for having ‘small di**s’ and being ‘true devotees of the devil’.

“Heston’s immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.  The angels wouldn’t take him up to Heaven like he’d planned, ’cause they couldn’t pry that gun from his cold dead hand…”

“It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger. It takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure, with your cold dead aim, you’re trying to prove your dick is bigger. But we know: Your chariot may not be swingin’ low.”

“And to the ones who sell the guns, He’d sick the vultures and coyotes…  Only the devil’s true devotees could profiteer from pain and fear…”

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