Zombie and Survivor Garden Gnomes!

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If Fluffy were to rise out of the small shoebox coffin in the backyard, zombie human deterrents wouldn’t be necessary, it’d be maximum overkill. That’s why you prepare for the more logically inevitable with Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes. Birds, rodents, Fluffies, Spots, and the occasional raccoon can still spread the infectious zombie disease, but with armed garden gnomes, your yard will be a safe zone.

If you need a zombie gnome or a survivor gnome — and let’s be honest, everyone needs a pair of these — head over to Think Geek, purveyor of many, many things. And zompoc gnomes. $20 each.

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