“In an emergency, it greatly reduces reaction time — faster than sorting through a drawer, grabbing at something under the bed or finding an item in the closet. In addition, another feature is the design allows for the discharge of a firearm from within the pillow, literally making it a defense method within reach at a moment’s notice.
“Because patriotism never sleeps!”
Security through obscurity, yes, still somewhat terrifying. On the other hand, if you love the smell of Hoppe’s — and let’s face it, everyone loves the smell of Hoppe’s — this pillow can comfort in more ways than one.
And it comes with a lifetime guarantee should you ever need to go Steven Segal and shoot someone without drawing your gun from the pillow. You can’t ask more from a cushion!
We got in two of our best-selling Turkish imports from Landor Arms – the AR-style LND-117 shotgun and the bullpup BPX 902 – to give them a whirl on the range and see if the reliability could be paired with the affordable price.
Marlin once claimed their Model 39 as the eldest continually produced, shoulder-fired rifle of all time. Though that record ended when the Marlin brand was parted-off to Ruger, the rimfire world is anticipating a return of this classic.