NORAD has been relentlessly tracking the notorious Santa Clause for years. Their “Santa Tracker” service has provided countless Americans with priceless holiday cheer, but this year, CNN claims things got a little too militant.
In the NORAD video, Santa cruises the skies with an F-18 escort, assuring presents would get to all the good little boys and girls.
“This year, it looks more military than usual,” CNN defense reporter Barbara Starr said. “Santa has a couple of F-18s on his tail guiding him around the world. The military says they planned all this. They wanted it to have more of an operational feel.”
I say, as long as Santa completes his mission, the general populace doesn’t need to know how it was done.