Santa Claus 'Fights The Noise' in SilencerCo Christmas short (VIDEO)

He makes a list and checks it twice, but to help retain what little hearing he has, he likes to get down with suppressed firearms.

“A bigger issue for me after shooting guns for hundreds of years is hearing loss,” explains the ripe, jolly old elf as he pines for suppressor deregulation in between clips of shooting a little bit of everything– set to whisper mode so as not to disturb the vital work at the Pole.

“Unfortunately, the ATF regulated them so much that I can’t give them out to all the good boys and girls,” says Santa, who wishes for a quieter world.

Rudolph, however, seems kind of burned out.

Warning, there is (simulated?) reindeer poop and at least one hunting mishap.

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