FN FIVE-SEVEN

Seller Description For This Firearm

PISTOL: FN HERSTAL FIREARMS MODEL FIVE-SEVEN IMPORTED BY FNH USA FREDERICKSBURG VA, SERIAL NUMBER 386342358, 2- TONE, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 4.8, 5.7X28MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC

Notes:
DO YOU WANT TO SHOOT A HANDGUN THAT CONVENIENTLY USES THE EXACT SAME HIGH-SPEED, ARMOR-SMASHING AMMUNITION AS A SUBMACHINE GUN? DO YOU WANT TO STROLL UP TO THE TARGET LINE AND FLEX A PISTOL SO INFAMOUSLY EXPENSIVE TO FEED THAT EVERY SINGLE PULL OF THE TRIGGER SOUNDS LIKE A CRYING WALLET BEING RUN THROUGH A PAPER SHREDDER?

INTRODUCING THE FN FIVE-SEVEN. THIS IS THE LEGENDARY BELGIAN SPACE-AGE PISTOL CHAMBERED IN THE REVERED, RIFLE-KILLING 5.7X28MM CALIBER. FN GEOMETRICALLY ENGINEERED THIS POLYMER PIECE OF LUXURY COMFORT TO DELIVER LITERALLY ZERO RECOIL VELOCITY WHILE LAUNCHING MINIATURE SPEED-DEMON NEEDLES THAT FLY STRAIGHTER THAN AN ARROW. IT LOOKS LIKE A PROP FROM A 2000S VIDEO GAME AND TELLS EVERYONE AT THE RANGE THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE PRICE OF BULK BRASS.

THE GOOD STUFF:

* THREE TOTAL MAGAZINES: YES! FN EXTENSIVELY GRACED THIS SETUP WITH THREE DOUBLE-STACK HIGH-CAPACITY POWER PODS. THAT IS SIXTY TOTAL ROUNDS OF HIGH-SPEED AMERCIANA PROTECTION BEFORE YOU NEED TO RUMMAGE THROUGH YOUR RETENTION BAG FOR SPARES.
* LAUGHABLE RECOIL RATIO: SHOOTING THIS GUN FEELS LIKE OPERATING A HIGH-END RECREATIONAL BB GUN, EXCEPT THE TARGET EXPONENTIALLY EXPLODES AT INDECENT VELOCITY ON THE OTHER END.
* THE ULTIMATE FLEX: IT IS UNBELIEVABLY LIGHTWEIGHT, POINT-AND-CLICK SIMPLE, AND AUTOMATICALLY UPGRADES YOUR RANGE CREDIBILITY TO "TACTICAL CZAR" REGARDLESS OF YOUR ACTUAL SHOOTING SKILLS.

THE HONEST STUFF:

* NO ORIGINAL BOX: BELGIAN CARDBOARD IS OVERRATED TRASH ANYWAY. WE BYPASSED PACKAGING FRICTION BY SECURELY SWADDLING THIS SPACE-AGE MACHINE IN AN INDUSTRIAL TON OF SECURE BUBBLE WRAP.
* LIGHT WEAR: IT SHOWS TEENY SLIDE COMPRESSION HIGHLIGHT SCUFFS ON THE POLYMER SHELL FROM HOLSTER INTERACTIONS. CONSIDER IT URBAN PATINA THAT PROVES THE PISTOL LIVED OUTSIDE OF SAFE QUARANTINE.

THIS HIGH-VELOCITY SPACE CANNON IS READY FOR A NEW CLOSET PEG. BUY IT TODAY!

UPC	ECOM00602022
Action	SEMI AUTOMATIC
Barrel Length	4.8" BARREL
Caliber	5.7X28MM
Capacity	21 ROUNDS
Finish	2- TONE

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