RUGER MK II 22 CAL.

Seller Description For This Firearm

PISTOL: RUGER MODEL MK II 22 CAL., SERIAL NUMBER 212-13681, STAINLESS, YES - INCLUDES PROTECTIVE CASE, 6, 22 LONG RIFLE (22LR), SEMI - AUTOMATIC

Notes:
DO YOU WANT A .22 PISTOL THAT WILL OUTLIVE THE PYRAMIDS, SURVIVE A NUCLEAR BLAST, AND OPERATE ON AMMUNITION THAT COSTS LESS THAN PENNIES? ARE YOU TIRED OF FINICKY PLASTIC PLINKERS AND WANT A HANDGUN CRAFTED FROM A SOLID SLAB OF AMERICAN STAINLESS STEEL? BEHOLD THE LEGENDARY RUGER MKII! THIS IS THE UNCONTESTED APEX PREDATOR OF THE RIMFIRE WORLD, KNOWN FOR Retinal-LEVEL ACCURACY AND AN INTERNAL LUG SYSTEM THAT NEVER QUITS.

THE GOODS

MODEL: USED RUGER MKII STAINLESS

CALIBER: .22 LONG RIFLE (THE ONLY CALIBER THAT LETS YOU SHOOT FOR FOUR HOURS FOR THE PRICE OF A FAST-FOOD MEAL)

THE HAUL: INCLUDES TWO TOTAL MAGAZINES TO ENSURE YOU SPEND MORE TIME DUSTING TIN CANS AND LESS TIME PINCHING YOUR THUMBS AT THE BENCH.

CONDITION: SOME SIGNS OF WEAR. IT HAS A FEW SURFACE SCUFFS AND FAINT SCRATCHES ON THE SATIN STAINLESS FINISH FROM ACTUALLY BEING TAKEN OUTSIDE TO SHOOT STUFF. THE BEAUTY OF STAINLESS IS THAT IT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CORROSION, AND A QUICK BUFF WILL HAVE IT SHINING LIKE A NEW DIME.

THE TRUTH

NO ORIGINAL BOX: NO FACTORY BOX. WE ASSUME THE PREVIOUS OWNER THREW IT AWAY IN THE 1980S BECAUSE RUGER MKII PISTOLS ARE MEANT TO LIVE IN A HOLSTER OR A TRUCK CONSOLE, NOT CRADLED IN FOAM LIKE A FRAGILE PORCELAIN DOLL.

THE REASSEMBLY MYTH: WARNING! TAKING THIS GUN APART FOR CLEANING IS A SEVEN-STEP RITUAL OF INSANITY THAT REQUIRES A MALLET, A PAPERCLIP, AND A SACRIFICE TO THE RIMFIRE GODS. THE GOOD NEWS IS, IT'S A RUGER MKII—YOU ONLY NEED TO CLEAN IT ONCE EVERY LEAP YEAR ANYWAY.

FFL SHIPPING: WE WILL SWADDLE THIS SOLID STAINLESS BRICK IN PLENTY OF BUBBLE WRAP, THOUGH WE ARE PRETTY SURE THE GUN COULD BE DROPPED OUT OF A CARGO PLANE ONTO CONCRETE AND THE CONCRETE WOULD TAKE THE DAMAGE.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PLINKING LEGEND, PEST DEFENDER, AND CHERISHED RANGE COMPANION. BUY IT NOW BEFORE A SHOP CLERK COAXES IT INTO THEIR PERSONAL COLLECTION TO TEACH THEIR KIDS HOW TO SHOOT...

UPC	ECOM00586312
Action	SEMI AUTOMATIC
Barrel Length	6" BARREL
Caliber	.22 LR
Capacity	NOT SPECIFIED
Finish	STAINLESS