RUGER SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN

Seller Description For This Firearm

REVOLVER: RUGER MODEL SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN, SERIAL NUMBER 530-63539, STAINLESS, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX AND PAPERS, 2.5, 44 MAGNUM, DOUBLE ACTION

Notes:
ARE YOU PLANNING A TRIP TO THE WILDERNESS AND NEED TO ENSURE YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE APEX PREDATOR? OR DO YOU JUST WANT A REVOLVER THAT MAKES A .357 MAGNUM LOOK LIKE A SQUIRT GUN? BEHOLD THE RUGER SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN WITH A HILARIOUSLY BRUTAL 2.5-INCH BARREL. THIS IS NOT JUST A HANDGUN. THIS IS A PORTABLE PIECE OF ARTILLERY DESIGNED TO DETER GRIZZLY BEARS, APOCALYPTIC BEASTS, AND CORRUPT TEXTILE MACHINERY.

THE GOODS

MODEL: RUGER SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN

BARREL: 2.5 INCHES (JUST ENOUGH RIFLING TO ROTATE THE BULLET BEFORE IT CREATES A TORNADO)

CONDITION: SOME VERY LIGHT SIGNS OF WEAR, IF ANY. This HULK OF STAINLESS STEEL WAS BABIED. IT PROBABLY SPENT ITS LIFE SLEEPING IN A DRAWER, WAITING FOR AN ALASKAN INVASION THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

MATERIAL: SOLID STAINLESS STEEL. IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO, YOU CAN SAFELY USE IT TO ANCHOR A SMALL BOAT OR AS A DEFENSIVE BLUDGEON.

THE TRUTH

WITH ORIGINAL BOX: YES! YOU READ THAT RIGHT! THE ORIGINAL FACTORY PLASTIC BOX SURVIVED! IT HAS ACTUALLY BEEN PRESERVED SO YOU CAN STORE THIS POCKET CANNON IN ITS RIGHTFUL PLASTIC THRONE.

THE EXPERIENCE: THE RECOIL WILL PROBABLY REARRANGE YOUR WRIST BONES AND CLEAR OUT YOUR SINUSES, BUT WHAT IT DOES TO THE TARGET IS ABSOLUTE POETRY.

FFL SHIPPING: WE WILL PACK IT SECURELY, ALTHOUGH WE ARE PRETTY SURE THIS REVOLVER COULD BE DROPPED OUT OF A CARGO PLANE ONTO CONCRETE AND THE CONCRETE WOULD CRACK.

THIS IS THE PREMIER REVOLVER FOR ANYONE WHO THINKS A STANDARD REVOLVER IS SIMPLY TOO SUBTLE. BUY IT NOW BEFORE ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES DECIDES TO USE IT TO CHOP FIREWOOD.

UPC	ECOM00586328
Action	REVOLVER
Barrel Length	2.5" BARREL
Caliber	.44 MAGNUM
Capacity	NOT SPECIFIED
Finish	STAINLESS