SAVAGE ARMS B22V

Seller Description For This Firearm

RIFLE: SAVAGE ARMS MODEL B22V IMPORTED BY SAVAGE ARMS INC. WESTFIELD, MA USA 01085, SERIAL NUMBER 2949546, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, BOLT, 22 LONG RIFLE (22LR), 21

Notes:
FOR SALE: A SAVAGE ARMS MODEL B22 V-SERIES IN .22LR, EQUIPPED WITH A NIKON OPTIC. THE ULTIMATE SURGICAL LASER FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SHOOT REPEATEDLY WITHOUT DECLARING BANKRUPTCY.

THE BREAKDOWN

THE GUN: SAVAGE B22 V. THE "V" STANDS FOR VARMINT, WHICH MEANS IT FEATURES A HEAVY, THICK BULL BARREL DESIGNED TO ABSOLUTELY ELIMINATE VIBRATION. IT LACKS THE TACTICAL POLYMER FEEL OF MODERN COMBAT BRICKS BECAUSE IT IS A DEDICATED tack-driver BUILT TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WORLD-CLASS SNIPER WHILE SPENDING PENNIES PER SHOT.

THE OPTIC: NIKON PROSTAFF RIMFIRE SCOPE INSTALLED! NIKON INFAMOUSLY STOPPED MAKING RIFLE SCOPES TO FOCUS ON FANCY CAMERAS, MEANING THIS GLASS IS BASICALLY A COLLECTIBLE PIECE OF HIGH-TIER OPTICAL DRIP. IT IS CRISP, CLEAR, AND TELESCOPICALLY ENGAGED TO HELP YOU ZERO IN ON TARGETS INSTEAD OF BLAMING YOUR FADING VISION.

THE CONDITION: LIGHT BUT TYPICAL WEAR. MINOR SURFACE SCUFFS ON THE STOCK AND LIGHT BARREL RUB MARKS FROM REAL-WORLD EXPEDITIONS IN THE WOODS. IT PROBABLY ACCOMPANIED A GENTLEMAN TO A BACKYARD BENCHREST AND DISPATCHED A MOUNTAIN OF SODA CANS.

THE BOX SITUATION: NO ORIGINAL BOX. THE FACTORY CARDBOARD ESCAPED AND DISINTEGRATED INTO A LANDFILL DECADES AGO. DO NOT PANIC. WE WILL WRAP IT RESPONSIBLY SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WALK OUT OF THE SHOP HOLDING A HEAVY VARMINT RIFLE LIKE A LOOSE YARDSTICK.

WHY YOU NEED IT

SHOOT ALL AFTERNOON FOR THE EXACT COST OF A FAST-FOOD COMBO MEAL.

HEAVY BULL BARREL OFFERS MAXIMUM INERTIA AND REJECTS RECOIL ENTIRELY.

ACCURATE NIKON RIMFIRE RETICLE CALIBRATED PERFECTLY FOR LONG-RANGE PLINKING.

THE ABSOLUTE ARCH-NEMESIS OF EVERY SQUIRREL, TIN CAN, AND FRUIT IN THE STATE.

UPC	ECOM00592908
Action	BOLT ACTION
Barrel Length	21" BARREL
Caliber	.22 LR
Capacity	11 ROUNDS
Finish	BLACK (MATTE)

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